danieljardim
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A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her
> pupils of tomorrow's final exam.
>
> 'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses
> for you not being here tomorrow.
>
> I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,
> illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,
> no other excuses
> whatsoever!'
>
>
> A smart-ar**d guy at the back of the room
> raised his hand and asked,
>
>
> 'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from
> complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
>
> The entire class was reduced to
> laughter and sniggering.
>
> When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at
> the student, shook her head and sweetly said,
>
>
> 'Well, I suppose you'd have to write
> with your other hand'.
>
> pupils of tomorrow's final exam.
>
> 'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses
> for you not being here tomorrow.
>
> I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,
> illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,
> no other excuses
> whatsoever!'
>
>
> A smart-ar**d guy at the back of the room
> raised his hand and asked,
>
>
> 'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from
> complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
>
> The entire class was reduced to
> laughter and sniggering.
>
> When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at
> the student, shook her head and sweetly said,
>
>
> 'Well, I suppose you'd have to write
> with your other hand'.
>