What Not To Wear (while riding)


My wife and I pulled up behind a guy on a CBR1000RR at a light on Monday. We were in full gear, he was in a pair of Nikes, silk basketball shorts a tanktop, a back protector and a helmet (probably because it's the law).
 
Superzoom said:
It looks like the Alter Ego's don't have hip armour. I haven't hurt my hips in any falls, but it might be a good thing to have.
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They are padded in the hips. Well, mine have hip pads that are removable. I'm not sure if they may have changed the style any since I bought mine a year ago.
 
It is so on. Just you wait till winter here!!

It is on!!

Just you wait till the French Canadians invade this winter. I will be snapping away. Thongs and flipflops on Harleys. And helmets, forget about it! Just you wait!! Ha.
 
Oh I'm sure. If our local photographers went to the beaches instead of the mountains during the summer here they'd get a lot of the same crap. I was down at the beach for lunch today and saw a chick on a Gix in little booty shorts, bikini top, and a helmet. She was Smokin' hot to look at, but just plain dumb. :banghead: I just wanted to ask her "why risk that beautiful body?" :cool: If it didn't make me feel like a perv taking pictures from my car of chicks in bikini's I would have pulled out the camera. :eek:
 
^ d'oh! hehehe... i know it's weird... but i too seem to see more hot chicks when i'm riding as opposed to driving for some reason. but, fear of crashing reigns my eyeballs and concentration back in very quickly... :)
 
JonKerr said:
If it didn't make me feel like a perv taking pictures from my car of chicks in bikini's I would have pulled out the camera. :eek:
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For the sake of all of us without access to bikini-clad beach babes, PLEASE take pics. :D
 
gearhead said:
For the sake of all of us without access to bikini-clad beach babes, PLEASE take pics. :D
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:Im With Stupid::shakehead::disapprove::needpics:
 
gearhead said:
For the sake of all of us without access to bikini-clad beach babes, PLEASE take pics. :D
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:rof: Sorry dude. I rode down to the beach today for the first time this year. Lots of talent to look at on the beach. But none on bikes. Unfortunately tons of dudes in shorts and tank tops on bikes though as usual. :banghead:

On a side note, I got my first experience of bikes getting chicks while I was down there. Couple of very hot (bikini clad) chicks and one guy were checking out all the bikes when I walked back up to mine to leave. The guy started asking me about the bike, then one of the girls started flirting with me and tried to get me take her for a ride! :eek: Being happily married, I turned her down of course and told her the passenger seat was only for my wife and on top of it she didn't have any riding gear. She goes "what this isn't good enough?" looking down at her bikini. I laughed and told her sorry but I couldn't. Then she asked if I wanted to go down onto the beach and party with them. The guy says "He just said he's married. You're not going to get him. Leave the poor guy alone." :rof: I must admit if I weren't married, I would have been awfully tempted. :drool:
 
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I know exactly what you mean Jon. I frequently ride by Hermosa, Manhattan, Redondo, and Palos Verdes beaches. I almost ran a stop sign while braking my neck today . :eek: I'm single right now.......sooo I may just need to get the gopro mounted back up :D
 
JonKerr said:
Lots of talent to look at on the beach. But none on bikes. Couple of very hot bikini clad chicks (edit) were checking out all the bikes when I walked back up to mine to leave (edit) if I weren't married, I would have been awfully tempted. :drool:
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I admit to editing your comment to what I actually read.:D

Now that I have said that, please read the following:

:needpics:

Again, I repeat, "For the sake of all of us without access to bikini-clad beach babes, PLEASE take pics."

Pictures of your bikini-clad vixens as described would have made a great addition to this thread. Obviously, they did not have the required safety gear. But just so we are all clear on the matter, it would have been a valuable learning experience- especially when assessing one's available gear vs. the need to ride.

I'm talking safety here.

Disclaimer: For those of you who are easily offended, I'm being facetious. If you don't know the definition, look it up, here's a link: Facetious - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary
 
ME_with_a_B said:
Hey now... I happen to enjoy checking out bikini-clad chicks too... :p
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You and my wife both. Hell she spends more money than I do at strip clubs. :eek:

If I had a camera on me (other than my company cell phone, that wouldn't have been a good thing for corporate to find on my cell) I would have taken a picture of these two. :eek: If nothing else to show my wife! :rof:
 
JonKerr said:
You and my wife both. Hell she spends more money than I do at strip clubs. :eek:

If I had a camera on me (other than my company cell phone, that wouldn't have been a good thing for corporate to find on my cell) I would have taken a picture of these two. :eek: If nothing else to show my wife! :rof:
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<---- booking next flight out to visit JonKerr and wife!! Going to have a wild time partying at strips clubs and checking out bikini babes! :iconbeer:

:rof:
 
bjs045 said:
just remember if the wife asks....your doing it for the fellas on the forums :thumbup:
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Altruistic virtues with a questionable moral slant... awesome! I'm sure we can come up with many more.
 
99vengeur said:
<---- booking next flight out to visit JonKerr and wife!! Going to have a wild time partying at strips clubs and checking out bikini babes! :iconbeer:

:rof:
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OK it's not like we're at strip clubs every weekend. :rof: I think I've taken her to Cheetah's with a bunch of friends 3 or 4 times. Last one was my birthday last September. A big group of us were the Tilted Kilt (Sports bar where the "scenery" is far better than the food Tilted Kilt | Pub & Eatery ) for my birthday and Kristen goes "these girls are hot but they're not naked. Lets go to Cheetah's!" :D
 

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