Well I thought with all the turmoil going on these days (economy, oil spill, deaths, etc) we could all use a laugh. Please post your favorite joke or funny here for others to read. Pay it Forward!
A man calls home to his wife and says,
"Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his
friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good
opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you
please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend" .....
And also would you get out my rod and tackle
box from the attic ?
We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and
I will swing by the house to pick my things up..
'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk
pajamas..'
The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but,
being the good wife, She does exactly what her husband asked.
Following the long weekend he came home a
little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and
asks if he caught many fish?
He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass,
and a few Pike.
He said but why didn't you pack my new blue
silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
The wife replies, "I did, they're in your
tackle box".:
Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a
woman!!!
A man calls home to his wife and says,
"Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his
friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good
opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you
please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend" .....
And also would you get out my rod and tackle
box from the attic ?
We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and
I will swing by the house to pick my things up..
'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk
pajamas..'
The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but,
being the good wife, She does exactly what her husband asked.
Following the long weekend he came home a
little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and
asks if he caught many fish?
He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass,
and a few Pike.
He said but why didn't you pack my new blue
silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
The wife replies, "I did, they're in your
tackle box".:
Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a
woman!!!