Funny things Kids say...

[Rookasaki]

Thought this was so funny, I had to share.

Jacob: Daddy, what kind of sandwich are you making me for lunch today?
Me: Peanut butter and Jelly baby.
Jacob: Daddy no!!! The girl I sit next to in class is allergic to peanut butter!

LOL... For those that have kids, or are around them can relate.. They say the funnest things!

 

[littlepinecone]

I agree! Here was our funny quote of the day.

while eating lunch today, out of the blue, Devin (3 years old) proudly announced:

Devin: Mama, i have a big butt!
Me: You...what???
Devin: I have a big butt. I have a big butt like you have a big butt.

Uhhh....thanks, baby. I think he thought it was some sort of compliment. Hopefully he doesn't try that one on his girlfriend in 14 or 15 years.

 

[Rookasaki]

I agree! Here was our funny quote of the day.

while eating lunch today, out of the blue, Devin (3 years old) proudly announced:

Devin: Mama, i have a big butt!
Me: You...what???
Devin: I have a big butt. I have a big butt like you have a big butt.

Uhhh....thanks, baby. I think he thought it was some sort of compliment. Hopefully he doesn't try that one on his girlfriend in 14 or 15 years.

LOL awww....

 

[toofless]

I agree! Here was our funny quote of the day.

while eating lunch today, out of the blue, Devin (3 years old) proudly announced:

Devin: Mama, i have a big butt!
Me: You...what???
Devin: I have a big butt. I have a big butt like you have a big butt.

Uhhh....thanks, baby. I think he thought it was some sort of compliment. Hopefully he doesn't try that one on his girlfriend in 14 or 15 years.

that's not a compliment?



my daughter: how was your interview dad?
me: it went good babe...
her: did you get the job?
me: well, they said I could have the job, but, I have to shave my beard...
her: but I like your beard daddy
me: me too...
her: I don't think you should work there...
me: me neither...

 

[leprecaun jon]

i dont have any kids but im the oldest of three... the youngest was quiet and always getting hurt lol my middle brother.... hes a handfull.

i was in my room playing video games with some friends just hanging out... my middle brother busts in the room screams "my butt smells like wiener!" and walks back out of my room...

 

[Rookasaki]

that's not a compliment?



my daughter: how was your interview dad?
me: it went good babe...
her: did you get the job?
me: well, they said I could have the job, but, I have to shave my beard...
her: but I like your beard daddy
me: me too...
her: I don't think you should work there...
me: me neither...

Haha that's great!

 

[Rookasaki]

i dont have any kids but im the oldest of three... the youngest was quiet and always getting hurt lol my middle brother.... hes a handfull.

i was in my room playing video games with some friends just hanging out... my middle brother busts in the room screams "my butt smells like wiener!" and walks back out of my room...

OMG! Haha... now because of this post I have to explain to my judge why I laughed out load during open court! That's so funny!

 

[See red]

LMAO! you might want to have a talk with your brother.....




My wife got pulled over for some stupid no turn signal or something, my son is in the back seat and when the cop comes to the window he screams does she have doughnuts?! LMAO!!! he was 5yrs. old


Day before the school had a cop in class and he brought doughnuts.... :banghead: wife got ticket.....